Mike "Ta Ta" Herd
We have put some questions to Mike to see what makes him tick.

WHAT DO YOU ENJOY?
- Going bush, 4 wheel driving, good food and wine, single malt whisky, music and old films. 
 WHERE HAVE YOU GOTTEN STUCK?
- On the Birdsville to Beetoota road in the mud in my brand-new Subaru Brumby in 1982. 
I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD BUY THOSE NEW, I THOUGHT THEY MADE THEM SECOND HAND. 

WHAT IS YOUR MOST INTERESTING FACT? 
- I met my wife hitchhiking. 
IN THE BRUMBY? 
- No she picked me up, she was driving a grey Peugeot 201. 
SHE IS A VERY BRAVE WOMAN. 
- Peugeots are not that bad. 
NO FOR PICKING YOU UP, I HAVE SEEN OLD PHOTOS OF YOU, A BRAVE WOMAN INDEED. 
WHY DO YOU ENJOY DOING YOUR SHOW?
- It is fun and interesting, also it’s the first job I’ve ever had where I don’t go home with aches and pains. 
 JOHN LAWS HAS A GOLD MICROPHONE, HE PROBABLY GETS ACHES FROM THAT, WHAT IS YOURS MADE OF? 
- Mine is normal, though I keep it covered in tinfoil to stop the alien signals.  
DOES IT WORK? 
- They haven’t replied but I know they listen. 
THEY LIKE TALKBACK? 
- It’s the AM signal, it goes further. 
 PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA?
- NOOOOOOOOO! 
NEXT TO A PIZZA? 
- No 
EXISTING AT ALL? 
- No. 

 IN 40 YEARS, WHAT WILL PEOPLE BE NOSTALGIC FOR?
- Face to Face conversation 
YOU MEAN WITHOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING? LIKE A ZOOM MEETING? 
- What is a Zoom? 
HALF OF AN OLD MAZDA AD, MOVING ON… 

WHAT ARE THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF WHERE YOU WORK?
- What rules? I was not made aware of any rules. 
THAT GOES PART WAY TO EXPLAINING A FEW THINGS. 
HOW MANY CHICKENS WOULD IT TAKE TO KILL AN ELEPHANT?

- There is only one Chicken Man “he’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!"
OK, BUT WHY DID HE CROSS THE ROAD? 
- To get closer to the elephant. 
 IF YOU WERE ARRESTED WITH NO EXPLANATION, WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ASSUME YOU HAD DONE?
- I shot that bastard who revs the crap out of his dirt bike every weekend. 
THAT WOULD KEEP YOU VERY BUSY IN BROKEN HILL 
- I’d find the time. 
 SPEAKING OF TIME, OURS IS UP. 
THANK YOU MIKE. 

- You are welcome, Ta Ta.