Mike "Ta Ta" Herd
We have put some questions to Mike to see what makes him tick.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY?
- Going bush, 4 wheel driving, good food and wine, single malt whisky, music and old films.
WHERE HAVE YOU GOTTEN STUCK?
- On the Birdsville to Beetoota road in the mud in my brand-new Subaru Brumby in 1982.
I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD BUY THOSE NEW, I THOUGHT THEY MADE THEM SECOND HAND.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST INTERESTING FACT?
- I met my wife hitchhiking.
IN THE BRUMBY?
- No she picked me up, she was driving a grey Peugeot 201.
SHE IS A VERY BRAVE WOMAN.
- Peugeots are not that bad.
NO FOR PICKING YOU UP, I HAVE SEEN OLD PHOTOS OF YOU, A BRAVE WOMAN INDEED.
WHY DO YOU ENJOY DOING YOUR SHOW?
- It is fun and interesting, also it’s the first job I’ve ever had where I don’t go home with aches and pains.
JOHN LAWS HAS A GOLD MICROPHONE, HE PROBABLY GETS ACHES FROM THAT, WHAT IS YOURS MADE OF?
- Mine is normal, though I keep it covered in tinfoil to stop the alien signals.
DOES IT WORK?
- They haven’t replied but I know they listen.
THEY LIKE TALKBACK?
- It’s the AM signal, it goes further.
PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA?
- NOOOOOOOOO!
NEXT TO A PIZZA?
- No
EXISTING AT ALL?
- No.
IN 40 YEARS, WHAT WILL PEOPLE BE NOSTALGIC FOR?
- Face to Face conversation
YOU MEAN WITHOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING? LIKE A ZOOM MEETING?
- What is a Zoom?
HALF OF AN OLD MAZDA AD, MOVING ON…
WHAT ARE THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF WHERE YOU WORK?
- What rules? I was not made aware of any rules.
THAT GOES PART WAY TO EXPLAINING A FEW THINGS.
HOW MANY CHICKENS WOULD IT TAKE TO KILL AN ELEPHANT?
- There is only one Chicken Man “he’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!"
OK, BUT WHY DID HE CROSS THE ROAD?
- To get closer to the elephant.
IF YOU WERE ARRESTED WITH NO EXPLANATION, WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ASSUME YOU HAD DONE?
- I shot that bastard who revs the crap out of his dirt bike every weekend.
THAT WOULD KEEP YOU VERY BUSY IN BROKEN HILL
- I’d find the time.
SPEAKING OF TIME, OURS IS UP.
THANK YOU MIKE.
- You are welcome, Ta Ta.